02 November 2010

Let's All Vote NO Today

Dear Mike Shanahan,

Question:  Does Karen think that bringing JaMarcus Russell to Washington, DC to do anything more strenuous than lift a cup of Purple Drank a good idea?  Answer:  No!  No, no, NO! A million times NO!

I'm confused because I'm pretty sure that April Fools' Day is on April 1st every year and it never ever falls on November 2nd, but is there any other explanation for this atrocity?!  I know that Donovan McNabb hasn't been the best quarterback that the Redskins have ever seen, but he's kind of the best that we've seen in a long time (sorry, Jason Campbell, but I'm not going to lie).  He had that 45-yard run which was pretty sweet, you gotta admit.  Right?  Right?  So why are you having Russell practice with the team?  WHY?!

Hamstring issues aside, you can't possibly think that JaMarcus Russell is better than McNabb.  It just doesn't make sense.  The Oakland Raiders cut him!  They think that Jason Campbell is a better player than Russell (again, sorry, Jason)!!!  Even allowing that the Raiders suck and don't really know how to build a team anymore, isn't it likely that they know to drop the deadest of the dead weights (if it's unclear, I'm saying that Russell is that weight).  I'll even take Rex Grossman over Russell and we all saw what he did on Sunday--and it wasn't pretty.

Haven't you punished us enough with Joey "Wait-you-want-me-to-catch-the-ball?" Galloway and Stephon "I-got-your-penalties-right-here" Heyer?  Why must you threaten us with Mr. Purple Drank himself?

Voting NO on Russell this Election Day,



Hankazoid said...

Saw that about Russell and think the Plastic Faced Mike Shanahan must be ill or nuts or whatever, Russell can be at the top of NFLs All Thievery Team on Offense, and of course Albert is the the defensive Captain, about $85 mil in bonus money between them?

Jack said...

No chance Purple Drank passes the fitness test.

Karen said...

Hankazoid, maybe JaMarcus is practicing with the team as part of a Make-A-Wish Foundation thing--I don't have a problem with him pretending that he's a football player again if he's dying. That would explain Shanahan, at least.

Jack, I didn't think that Haynesworthless would pass, either. At least the purple drank would help him not feel the pain.

Thanks for reading!

William said...

Don't worry, they're only picking up Jamarcus Russell to fill in until Alex Smith gets dumped by the Niners.

Hankazoid said...

I imagine there is a letter coming about the fitting end to the bye bye week and the $40 million dollars given to the old man